Thank God for Kevin Garnett

The top 10 reasons you should be really really happy that Kevin Garnett will officially be a Boston Celtic by the time I finish this post:

10. That guy who actually won the Tour de France and the 'roid-hounds who didn't.
9. 10 of Paul Pierce's 24 errant shots per game will fall into the hands of someone who can actually score inside.
8. No more 68-point efforts by the Timberwolves
7. Incessant NFL coverage stops for an hour
6. ESPN can add a team that it cares about and devotes coverage to, bringing the total to 8 (sorry, they were already on the short list).
5. No more lamenting that #21 never gets retired in Boston.
4. KG won't have to deal with Kobe.
3. A solid distraction from Barry getting pelted with sharp objects culled from a local hospital's biohazard bins.
2, 1. I'm out of stuff. But that's a good list, right?

Has it happened... yet?