I wish I could say that I was changing to a new blog because the massive amount of posts to my old one got too tough to maintain, or even that I had incited hundreds of hate messages. But I can't. The truth is that this is probably my 10th attempt to start one of these things. According to my archive, I first tried in February 2002. I didn't even know people were blogging then. Apparently I was.

So anyway, I am Tha Suburban Original. Live in Fairfax County, VA, work in Washington, DC. The capital of the free world.

I'm in my late 20s, married, one kid, two cars, homeowner. The American Dream, baby.